Me and Lukas Trump rented out our place in New England to a guy with 3 (THREE) dogs (not intentionally, but he is also a tax collector). We moved to SF in November. I am looking for a job, since I'm a human female, so I worry a lot. He does not look for a job, since he is a cat. He does not give a fuck. Kids even got me my Prius from the East Coast. It is blue and scratched all over.
So... you are welcome to call, I will be happy to have a lunch, or whatever. You guys know my number.